April 2012
9 posts
polish-american relations, or: real magic writes...
[A woman is studying flashcards of English words as her boyfriend looks on with disdain] Man: Yeah, it’s good to know what these words mean when you see them in writing, but- Woman: There you go again! Man: I mean, if you use those words when you talk you’ll just sound like a douche bag. I say what I need to in small words. Woman: But you’re being such an American. [Glances at...
